Lost Episode: 8/24/2007

Interviewed By: @The-Great-One

POST COMMENTARY

Talk about cringe. Looking back on this one I had quite the big head on my shoulders. I was one of the 06' users who signed up. We all thought we were hot shit. We knew everything there was to know about the site. Bullied anybody and everybody we came into contact with. Hoo boy. Let's just say this user has been scrubbed from the site and you're probably not gonna find that old thread anytime soon. I wanted someone as a highlight, going full tabloid. Here are the results.

Ladies and Gentlemen. I bring to you pure gold! I sent a very intellectual interview to theNGpro through a Myspace Message and his replies are hilarious! For those of you who don't know theNGpro he is the King of n00bs here on Newgrounds. I suggest you read his Photoshop thread first if you don't know him. Now then since he was not a very good contributor to Newgrounds I had to limit my questions to only five. If I get enough comments on here then I will post the Myspace Link here and on my Interviewer Thread in the General Forums. These statements are theNGpro's direct answers, and not made up in any way (these answers are so funny even I couldn't make them up). I hope you enjoy!

Q: Well apparently you have made yourself famous on Newgrounds as the biggest n00b of all time by posting this Photoshop Thread. Were your reactions really true or was this 100% fake?

A: go fuck ur self fag

Q: Do you have any advice for other n00bs about not doing what you have done? Or do you just have any basic advice for them?

A: Yea heres some advice fuck the admins and fuck em hard

Q: According to your Myspace blog entry "Retard Awards" you stated the following...

"Winner #1 this kid is about the biggest fucking douche you've ever met. He litterally started crying when he I insulted him after he called me a fag. The kid is a flaming homo sexual check his main pic, it looks like hes getting anal."

Apparently I see you as a hypocrite for saying something like this since in your thread you stated the following below.

"Guys fuck you all. You fucking made me cry YES CRY! Im not even joking. Im fucking leaving the BBS for ever you ass holes. Im fucking also telling my dad to report this site to the police for threats made against me and verbal abuse you can all go to jail. FUCK THE BBS!"

What do you have to say about these statements?

A: Uh fuck your self?

Q: In your Myspace blog you say that the mods have banned you "forever and ever" is this true?

A: No

Q: Even though you really did humiliated yourself on the Internet (not in a good way either) do you ever plan on returning to Newgrounds to try and redeem yourself?

A: Of corse i fucking am there 24/7 i just never post on the forums cuz everyones gay as fuck

The 3rd to be interviewed by The-Great-One.

Please Comment.

POST COMMENTARY

It didn't take me long to realize that these interviews were garbage. This is one of the biggest reasons why I wanted to relaunch The Interviewer and make it into something better. This is one I was personally ashamed of in 2009. The only reason I have dug up these old interviews is because everybody starts from somewhere. If you're afraid of making something that you will hate. Doesn't matter. Make it. Get it out of your system. Get it out into the world. You will learn from your past to make the future better. The past can hurt, learn from it though.

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